Sunday, September 24, 2006

Fuzzy fingers

I want to go on one of those late night talkshows ( I don’t hyphenate, it makes English look more Germanic) and perform the following experiment: show each of the fingers on my hand one at a time. Because you know what will happen right? They’ll fuzz out the middlefinger! It’s absurd! And what about the beeps?!?! Are the christian lunatics so afraid that their kids will hear a curseword? Here’s a little advice jackasses, don’t let your kids watch latenight TV! The middlefinger is just a finger! How hypocritical are these idiots that they think a man’s chest is ok to expose but not a woman’s? A chest is a breast, how is a woman’s any more offensive? Why is America afraid of a nipple!?!?! Janet Jackson should not have appologized, she should have said: grow up you sniveling children and get over my beautiful brown nipple! Censorship is not freedom, it’s not liberty and it’s not right.
Posted by in 19:39:29
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3 Responses

  1. nick kranz says:

    Good points.

    I love it.

    have you ever seen the culture tests on this site :

    http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

    very good stuff, i.e how close is someone ’s personal bubble from culture to culture

    in this usa i’ve had people say excuse me when walking by me with a foot of clearence.

    Very funny.

    I think this country was colonized by very uptight religious poeple.

    And the style stuck.

    Too bad for humanity.

  2. Luis Coig says:

    So you wouldn’t hyphenate “semi-independent”?

  3. Marcos says:

    Go edit your own goddamn blog dickhead.

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